- "my 5th teaching.." -

a super cute rabbit :)

See a cute picture of a rabbit above? ^^
I showed this picture to one of my class at St. Theresia high school in my 5th teaching practice a couple days ago.. I used this picture to brainstorm what ideas come to the students' mind when they hear or see a picture of rabbit..

At the very first some students shouted, "SATAY, miss!!" and the rest of the class laughed, including me haha.. I just answered, "Hey don't make it a portion of satay! It's too cute to be cooked.. hahaha.."

Then some other students said, "BUGS BUNNY".. That answer was logical so I wrote it on the whiteboard. Another student answered, "CARROT, miss!" That was also a good answer.

Until one of the students shouted loudly, "PLAYBOY, miss!! Playboy bunny!!", and soon his friend added, "HUGH HEFNER, miss!!" The whole class burst into laugh hahaha :))

So.. Can you imagine how naughty my students were? wkwk :P
But I love teaching them.. They have given me an unforgettable teaching experience :)
I love XI IPS 3!! :*

- "Ya.. Ya.. Ya.." -

Percakapan di kantin SMA St. Theresia kemarin siang.

Keterangan:
(A) = Astrid
(O) = Om2 penjual bento di kantin SMA St. Theresia

A: "Om, beli paket ayam teriyakinya satu yah.."
O: "Sip.. Makan di sini?"
A: "Iya makan di sini, Om."

*Sembari mempersiapkan sepiring nasi teriyaki, percakapan berlanjut..*

O: "Kamu murid di sini?" (mungkin si Om bingung karna gw ga pake seragam sekolah)
A: "Oh engga, Om.. Saya lagi mau kerja praktek ngajar di sini.."
O: "Hah? Ngajar??" (dengan intonasi tinggi yang engga nyantai)
A: "Iya, Om.. Ngajar.. Saya dari Atma Jaya."
O: "Hoo.. Atma Jaya.. Ngajar apa?"
A: "Ngajar bahasa Inggris, Om.."
O: "Wuihhh hebat ngajar bahasa Inggris.. Ngajar di SD nya sini kan??"
A: "Engga, Om.. Saya ngajar di SMA nya.."
O: "HAHHH???! Ngajarnya yang di SMA??! (intonasi semakin gak santai)
A: "Hehe.. Iya di SMAnya, Om.."
O: "Wahh.. KOK MASIH MUDA BANGET YAH KAMU??!" (dengan muka gak santai juga)
A: "Hehe.. Iya, Om.." (tertawa getir dan menjawab dengan pasrah)
Dalam hati gw.. "Bilang aja bukan masih muda, tapi maksudnya masih KECIL kan, Om?!"

*doenngggggggg* hahaha..
haduhhh.. b-a-g-a-i-m-a-n-a nasib sayaaaa iniiiiii?? -.-"

- "Osama OH Osama.." -

In my class.

Me: "Do u know who's Osama bin Laden?"
Students: "No."

Then one of them suddenly said confidently:
"Owhh.. Yes I know him! He's president Obama's younger brother right?
He died last night.."

Me: ?%#$@!

- "nicknames.." -

Ergh.. I think I've got too many nicknames!! Look at this list:

1. Astrid,, my real name.
2. Trid,, to make it short.
3. Strid,, pronounced just like the word "street" wkakaka =P
4. Ucrit,, my high school classmates called me so.
5. Kucrit,, they modified my name stupidly! ergh.
6. Unyil,, OMG.
7. Cil,, from the word "kecil".
8. De',, some seniors call me this.
9. Bu,, erghhhhhh. Am I "ibu2"??!
10. Chibi or just Chib to make it short,, Japanese word means "small".
11. Acit or Cit for common,, my friends at the univ are too lazy to pronounce "trid". Oh my goodness..
12. Bonsai,, hate this one!!!
13. Dul,, erghhh.. Sounds that I'm so dull wkwk..
14. Nek,, my God!! How come they call me like this??! Does my face look like a grandma?! ugh.
15. Piglet,, I'm NOT a piggy!! bwekkk =P
16. Sucang,, the short name of "susu kacang", bcos I'm a sucang-holic.
17. Cabe bogel,, the latest nickname for me, given from the sayur-mayur family..
18. ...*

* For number 18, you may add some nicknames for me that I might be forgotten to write hahaha..

So.. Don't you think that I've got too many nicknames in my life???!!
In fact,, people RARELY call me with my real name (Astrid). Huaaaaaaaaa...
If I let this happen continuously,, maybe someday people will forget my real name!! OMG.
Hiksssss T.T

Fettucini HOT (stomach) Tuna

- "FETTUCINI HOT (stomach) TUNA" -

Ni ari gw ke pancious permata ijo tempat nongkrong favorit gw ama temen2.. Tapi kali ini gw peginya cm ma ngko gw krn kt berdua udah ngidam2 pancious dari 2 minggu lalu dan baru kesampean hari ini huahuauhau..

Dari pagi gw udah ngebayangin lezatnya menu fav gw,, Fettucini Hot Tuna. Ampe gw ngegerebek ngko gw biar bangun n cepet2 brangkat ke pancious hoho..
Sampe sana, gw langsung kaga liat2 menu lagi,, langsung pesen Fettucini Hot Tuna nya ama ice tea REFILL haha.. Trus ngko gw pesen Fettucini Carbonara krn dy gak suka pedes >.<

Trus gak lama pesenan kita kuar,, gela porsinya byk bgt,, mpe gw cengok. Seinget gw pas gw makan ma temen2 wkt itu, porsinya gak segitu banyak d.. Trus akhirnya gw bagi ngko gw,, tp dy cm ngambil 3 sendok soalnya dy gak tahan pedesnya haha..
Awal2nya sih gw masi hepi2 aje makannya, masi laper dan napsu.. Kira2 abis stgh piring,, gw baru sadar ternyata di dasar piringnya,, MENGGENANG minyak sayur bertubi2!!! Pantesan kok fettucininya basah banget, gak kyk biasa,, n gw cepet enek makannya.. Gela bener dagh. Gw langsung ilfeel ama pancious,, sungguh. Bete bgt buuu,, orang lg ngidam fettucini tuna yang kyk biasa gw makan, eh taunya kluarnya fettucini pake KUAH MINYAK!! huh.
Emank sih tunanya banyak banget,, sekaleng kale.. Tapi MINYAK GORENGNYA JUGA SEKALENG KAYAKNYA!!! Rasanya pengen gw peres tuh minyak pake kertas minyak! Aaarrrggghhhhhhh. Emosi jiwa. huhu T.T
Akhirnya kaga gw abisin setengah piring noh,, daripada gw mati tenggelem di minyak.. Udah gt perut gw berasa panasssss banget lage krn cabenya nusuk banget.. Ampe gw brasa ga enak badan sampe malem,, trus malemnya gw sakit perut molo T.T

Kaco dagh. Udah bangkrut makan di pancious hari ini, sakit perut pula. Ckck.. Kapok saya pesen Fettucini Hot (stomach) Tuna lagi! Huhu.

still EXACTLY the same

- "still EXACTLY the same" -

Kmaren gw ke dokter langganan berinisial T di daerah puri,, krn dah bbrp hari ini gw sakit dan gak juga sembuh..
Awal2 masuk ruang periksanya, spt biasa di dokter manapun, gw ditanya2 keluhannya apa dsb.. trus disuru tiduran n diperiksa ma dy..
Bis itu dy nulis resep buat gw,, sambil ngomong..

Dr. T : "Berat kamu skarang brapa, trid?"
Astrid: "Wah,, kalo dirumah sih xx (gw sensor aje ye ahahah). Ga tau de masi bener pa kaga tu timbangannya dok hehe.."
Dr.T : "Ya udah, coba kamu timbang skarang disini gih.."
(dengan takut2 gw naek timbangan,, takut nerima kenyataan kalo ternyata beratnya lebih daripada pas gw timbang dirumah hoho)

A: "Hore!! xx (sensor), dok!! sekilo lebih enteng daripada di rumah hehehe.."
(sambil pasang muka super hepi penuh kebanggaan)
Dr.T: "Wah,, beratnya sama kyk pas trakir kali kamu dateng periksa kesini.."
A: "ha serius dok? mank kapan trakir saya kesini?"
(dokternya ngeliat catetan pasiennya)
Dr. T: "tgl 12 des 2005"
A: "wah udah 3 taun lalu ya? asik brati saya kurusan dong,, kan pasti tingginya nambah daripada 3 taon lalu.. hehe.."
(tersenyum puas dan bangga)

Dr.T: "Memang tinggi kamu skarang brapa?"
A: "Ga tau dok.. ga brani ngukur haha.."
(tau kan alesannya napa gw ga brani ngukur?! wkwk)
Dr.T :"Ayo coba ukur ajah.."
(akirnya tinggi gw diukur, tapi mata gw merem ga brani liat meterannya)
Dr.T : (membaca dengan cermat) " xxx cm (SENSOR KETAT!)."
A: "alhamdulilah.. 1 cm lebi tinggi dari perkiraan saya wkwk.."
Dr.T : "hehe.."

lalu Dr.T balik ke mejanya dan liat ke catetannya lagi.
Dr.T : "SAMA PERSIS TINGGINYA KAYAK 3 TAUN LALU!!!"
A : (gubrak!!)"haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!!!!!"

pengen mati gw huhu T.T